I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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