Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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