why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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