I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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