dude i'm inner monologue high
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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