Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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