well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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