Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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