i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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