her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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