my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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