More tranny stories later!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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