I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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