Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
pop tarts are not kleenex
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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