So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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