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her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Will exercising make me less horny?
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