this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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