Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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