Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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