yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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