READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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