Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This is my gift to your gina
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
PANTIES FOUND
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
