bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We left an ass print on the piano.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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