i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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