Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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