we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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