North Korea, Best Korea!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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