I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I just found puke in my bra..
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
pray to the hookup gods
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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