"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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