His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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