I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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