Cold hands, warm shart.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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