went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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