Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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