I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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Where else would I get life advice?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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