you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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