why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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