I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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