Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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