I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
tell me about the fingering
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