I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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