Got a toothbrush?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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