Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I'm always down for nudity.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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