In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over