I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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