I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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