I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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