Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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