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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks

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• (360): View more from Washington

  would you consider him our boss?

  (503): View more from Oregon

  technically yes

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  then technically i slept with our boss

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  (917) i just came from walking.

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  haha you just came from walking?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.

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• (949): View more from California

  My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  There were penises being pulled out everywhere.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year

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• (607): View more from New York

  guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)

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• (415): View more from California

  how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.

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