real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts