There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize