How'd it feel making her break her religion?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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