Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
should my penis look like a turkey
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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