I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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