Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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