I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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