no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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