somebody snuck up and got me drunk
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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