u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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